Dirty Bird

Another collage.  This one was meant to represent this mythical creature that has the head of a woman and the body of a bird and lays eggs that are like sirens?  I've never heard of it either, but that's what I got assigned.  First, this reminds me of my brother suggesting that I name my blog Phoebe Bird Farts (Art.. Fart, you make the connection).  Second, when I showed it to Paul he said that it looks like she's pooping out bowling balls.  Third, I'm sorry if this is totally grossing you out. I can't believe I just wrote all of that!  I need to go wash my mouth out with soap and take a long hard look at myself in the mirror.

On a side note... I wonder if more people would have babies if all that happened was a puff of feathers?  Just a thought.